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Financial Diagnostics

How much have you spent onWarhammer 40K?

Enter your collection, we'll calculate the damage.
We promise not to tell your family.

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PLAYER CONFESSION

Answer honestly — we don’t judge

01
How many infantry models? 🪖
Marines, Guardsmen, Orks... anything with legs (or eight)
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02
How many vehicles / large kits? 🚀
Tanks, Knights, Titans... stuff you bought because it "looks awesome"
0
03
How many special characters / heroes? 👑
Named characters, HQ units — premium price, premium dust on shelf
0
04
How many Combat Patrol / Start Collecting boxes? 📦
"Great value!" — you said, now there are three unboxed on your desk
0
05
How many paints do you own? 🎨
Including those 12 shades of brown because "they're all different"
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06
How many Codexes / rulebooks? 📚
Including old edition ones you "just had to keep"
0
07
How many armies do you collect? 💀
Be honest. "Just testing it out" side projects count
1
08
How many years in the hobby? ⏳
Each year worsens the diagnosis by 15%
1
09
Any Forge World / resin models? ⚠️
The ones that made your partner go quiet and pray for your wallet
10
⚔ What percentage of your army is actually painted?
Requires courage. Undercoat doesn't count.
🏆 Nickname for the Hall of Shame (optional)

Your result will appear on the Hall of Shame leaderboard.

By clicking you confirm that you are a financially irresponsible person.
DIAGNOSIS RESULT

FOR THIS MONEY YOU COULD HAVE BOUGHT…
STATE OF YOUR ARMY
painted: % shame: €

LEADERBOARD

Hall of Shame

Top 10 most "financially responsible" people in the club.

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